ABOUT GNAW THE PAW...

Lulu Fox and Frida Bear are currently trapped in office buildings. One of each of their paws is chained to a desk because they need to pay their rent, utilities, and credit card debt. They will gnaw the paw off, if they have to, to free themselves. Being paw-less is better than living a life of indentured servitude.

Before they can gnaw the paw off, however, they need to figure out a way to make a living without the desk. They want to become free animals prancing in the forest!

Their real names and locations are undisclosed for the protection of their jobs. They still need to pay their bills. When they start making a living off this blog and their other talents - which go way beyond licking and stamping envelopes, printing out files, and regurgitating what’s in their bosses’ brains - they will share their true identities.

Please stay tuned…

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

False Logic About My Passion

(from a recent "Performance Evaluation")

Me: I recognize that I have a problem with punctuality. I'll work on getting here earlier.

Supervisor: I understand that not everyone is a morning person. My wife isn't. But I am! And when my employees aren't at the office and ready to work by 8 AM, I am going to assume they are not passionate about their jobs. I know it's not true, but that's what I would believe.

Let's see. If I am at my computer by 8 AM sharp every morning, does that mean I am passionate about my job? Even if I proceed to spend the next 9 hours waiting for the day to end?


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