ABOUT GNAW THE PAW...

Lulu Fox and Frida Bear are currently trapped in office buildings. One of each of their paws is chained to a desk because they need to pay their rent, utilities, and credit card debt. They will gnaw the paw off, if they have to, to free themselves. Being paw-less is better than living a life of indentured servitude.

Before they can gnaw the paw off, however, they need to figure out a way to make a living without the desk. They want to become free animals prancing in the forest!

Their real names and locations are undisclosed for the protection of their jobs. They still need to pay their bills. When they start making a living off this blog and their other talents - which go way beyond licking and stamping envelopes, printing out files, and regurgitating what’s in their bosses’ brains - they will share their true identities.

Please stay tuned…

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Don't Turn Off the Coffeemaker When There's Still Coffee

Dear Coworkers,

I am the only one who drinks coffee out of all the staff. So when I make coffee in the morning (especially with coffee that I brought from home because all you have is crap Folgers), please leave the coffeemaker on. I'm a big girl. I'll turn it off at the end of the day. Some of us need caffeine to make it through the afternoon. And I don't like microwaved coffee.

Thank you,
Resident Lone Coffee Drinker


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