ABOUT GNAW THE PAW...

Lulu Fox and Frida Bear are currently trapped in office buildings. One of each of their paws is chained to a desk because they need to pay their rent, utilities, and credit card debt. They will gnaw the paw off, if they have to, to free themselves. Being paw-less is better than living a life of indentured servitude.

Before they can gnaw the paw off, however, they need to figure out a way to make a living without the desk. They want to become free animals prancing in the forest!

Their real names and locations are undisclosed for the protection of their jobs. They still need to pay their bills. When they start making a living off this blog and their other talents - which go way beyond licking and stamping envelopes, printing out files, and regurgitating what’s in their bosses’ brains - they will share their true identities.

Please stay tuned…

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Birthday Cake

Your office mates and your boss think that giving you a cake on your birthday will make you feel special and appreciated. In some offices, they believe that celebrating birthdays creates a family environment. Some offices might pay for the cake right out of the company account. In other offices, a designated employee - usually the receptionist or HR coordinator -comes around with a little tin-can, asking you to chip a couple of dollars each month toward the office birthday fund. I have a good reason to believe that celebrating my birthday in the office does not create a family environment, especially if I am asked to contribute financially toward the cause. Actually, I have several reasons:
  • my parents never asked me to help pay for my brother’s birthday cake
  • it was okay to tell my parents I didn’t like the cake, or that I preferred not to have cake at all - this did not offend them
  • when I blew out the candles at home, I was not left standing in the afterglow of overhead fluorescent lighting
  • my family did not secretly pass around a birthday card to the neighbors who barely knew me to sign a heartfelt message
  • at home, I never felt that having birthday cake with my family provided a quick break from the daily routine
According to the founder and director of an executive coaching firm (see full article in the Baltimore Business Journal), “for quite a few companies, it’s part of a program for employee retention.” Well, I’ll be damned. What a brilliant idea! How absolutely right. My boss doesn’t need to give me a raise or give me the corner office to entice me to stick around. Birthday cake will do the trick! (Or even a handful of company pens your boss received from yesterday's corporate lunch meeting he went to. Who can't delight in receiving a free, promotional corporate pen?)


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